Dating jokes
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
My chance of finding love.
Aiden and Gwen! Are Aiden and Gwen dating? 'Cause if they are, then oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kenya says: Yes, they are deep in love!
Tenya says: Yeah, but I think he would be good with Hoochie girl 101!
Gwen says: Guys stop! You really think that!
Tenya and Kenya say: Yes!
Kariah says: No! I belong with him. He is MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Mariah says: Girl, you need to grow up!
Tenya says: Yeah! When are you guys getting married?
Lariah says: YEAH!!!!!!
Iariah says: Yeah!!!!!!!
Gwen says: Next Sunday!
All girls say: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Sunday, they got married! YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!
Mariah says: Congrats!
Kenya says: Yeah!
Kariah says: Hi Aiden, super cute tux!
Lariah says: Wooohoooo!
Iariah says: Yeah! U won it!
Tenya: This is you guys' time to shine!!!!!!!!
And they lived happily ever after...in hell! The end!
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?