I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
why is it better to date an orphan...
their parents are never home
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This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
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a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
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How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
Why are the Twin tower actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) ANyone wanna date>lol
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Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
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So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
Roblox Brookhaven be like
ABC if you wanna be adopted ABC if you wanna be my friend ABC if you wanna be a banker ABC if you wanna rob the bank ABC if you wanna date ABC if you wanna sex
Hey there little Mister I’m dating your sister
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
