Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What do you call 2 indians on a dating website? Connect the dots
Son:DAD DAD OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
Dad:WHATS WRONG ARE YOU OK?!
SOn:MIA ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE ON FEBRUARY 30th
Dad:Cas theres no february 30th?
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If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
I was walking this hot girl home then she noticed me then the walk turned into a run
A couple is on their first date. Man: How do you feel about sex? Woman: I like it infrequently. Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
I hat win my Brother date other people
Just kidding 😵😵😵😵
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
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