Date jokes
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
forgot me smh
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.