Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
A couple is on their first date. Man: How do you feel about sex? Woman: I like it infrequently. Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
I was walking this hot girl home then she noticed me then the walk turned into a run
I hat win my Brother date other people
Just kidding 😵😵😵😵
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
What do you call 2 indians on a dating website? Connect the dots
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date? She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
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I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
I think ppl should date orphans cuz their parents are never home.
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"