Date jokes
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”
What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.