Son:DAD DAD OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
Dad:WHATS WRONG ARE YOU OK?!
SOn:MIA ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE ON FEBRUARY 30th
Dad:Cas theres no february 30th?
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
A couple is on their first date. Man: How do you feel about sex? Woman: I like it infrequently. Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
I was walking this hot girl home then she noticed me then the walk turned into a run
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
I hat win my Brother date other people
Just kidding 😵😵😵😵
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Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
I think ppl should date orphans cuz their parents are never home.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9 2001, you'll know.
