Date jokes
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!