Date jokes
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!