Date jokes
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
What’s the benefit of dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.