Date jokes
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.