So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.
Why can’t orphans date
Because they have no one to call daddy
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light put when she touched him.
went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
ur hairline dates so far back like when your dad left
why is 4/20 such an epic date?
because It's weed day, columbine, AND hitler's birthday ;)
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
Why dosened the Orphin date the girl because she is a homei
Stephen hawking went on a date last night She left after 15 minutes complaining she didn't like his tone
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
I used to date a girl named Ruth but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
I was in a bar in Italy, me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number, I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found, I turned back then I saw Pessi running with it, shame on you Pessi for ruining my night! 😭
why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain
why is it better to date an orphan...
their parents are never home
Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted