Date jokes

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.

What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

I don't want to date an alien.

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in between 9/11.

What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

Bubbles:...

Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

Alabama: 😈