Date Jokes

me to my friend: i only date suicidal girls my friend: why?? me: because that pussy is limited edition

Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

Her: What?

Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

I think ppl should date orphans cuz their parents are never home.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers. /{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log\ Thank you, -Connor

How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?

Because there were only 20 of them

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend so I fuck her, turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about. And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her but this time it was her Identical triplet. There 3 of them.... AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\

what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely

"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man

What month has 28 days

I went on a dating site looking for arsonists

I found a lot of matches

Dr Suess Dark jokes HEY THERE LITTLE MISTER IM DATING YOUR SISTER!!!

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Blossom: why are we dating the rowdy ruffs when were technically siblings? Bubbles:... Buttercup: idk but those people over there r lookin at us weird Alabama: 😈