Date jokes
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!