"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: ๐
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
What month has 28 days
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids donโt have to worry about not meeting their father.
