Date jokes

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?

Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

What month has 28 days?

Why did 10 have trauma?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

Bubbles:...

Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

Alabama: 😈

Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.

"I work with animals," the man said to his date.

His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"

"I am a butcher," said the man.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.

When you're born on 4/20/69...

Dr. Seuss dark jokes.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!

I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.

I found a lot of matches.

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

USA: "Never forget 9/11."

Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"