Technique jokes
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Paddy's beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 years they have been married.
The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex, and a cool breeze may help.
Being a bit of a cheapo, he decides not to buy a fan but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act.
After half an hour, still no sign of success, so his mate suggests swapping places. "I'll have a try, Paddy, you waft the towel."
Paddy agrees, and after two or three minutes, Paddy's wife has a moment of sexual pleasure, screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years.
Paddy taps his mate Mick on the shoulder and says, "And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel!"
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
