Chicken's Dark Crossing

This is a pun that plays on the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" question. Instead of crossing the road, the chicken ends its life to get to "the other side," which is also a euphemism for death.

• Chicken
• Suicide
• Death
• Road
• Side
• Laugh

• Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
• Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
• Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
• Why did the chicken enter the cave? Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.