Suicide meme jokes

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.