Darkness jokes
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
So, a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital, and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on.
Doctor: "So, your wife, she is paralyzed from the neck down."
And as the doctor goes on, he says all the things the man must do for her, like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says, "Why, WHY ME!"
Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the man's ear and says, "I'm just fuckin' with you, she's DEAD!"
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.