Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Orphans and Apple Devices: A Dark Take on the Home Button Functionality
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Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You didn't get that? You probably like the taste of pennies. The joke plays on "home." Orphans don't have a home. And the home button is a key feature on Apple devices. Get it now, bonehead?