Darkness jokes
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.