Darkness jokes
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".