Darkness jokes
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Memes
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.