Darkness jokes
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.