Darkness jokes
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Memes
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.