Darkness jokes
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
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What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.