Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
dark humor is like water some people get it others dont
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
Dark humour is like water not everyone gets it
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
