Darkness jokes
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
I am dark humor.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
One dark stormy night when I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee. Half asleep, I walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door, I felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically, and the ghostly sound stopped. Terrified, I did what I had to and went back to bed.
The next 3 nights, the same thing happened, and finally, I decided I had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up, I went into my parents' room and woke my mom up and said, "You have to come with me and see this, it's really important." Half asleep, she murmured, "Oh, what is it? Can't it wait until the morning?" I pleaded, "No, you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost. When I go in the middle of the night, I can hear a ghost sound. Then when I open the door, I feel the cold as it swoops through me, and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "Oh, so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.