Darkness jokes
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
I am dark humor.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
One dark stormy night when I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee. Half asleep, I walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door, I felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically, and the ghostly sound stopped. Terrified, I did what I had to and went back to bed.
The next 3 nights, the same thing happened, and finally, I decided I had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up, I went into my parents' room and woke my mom up and said, "You have to come with me and see this, it's really important." Half asleep, she murmured, "Oh, what is it? Can't it wait until the morning?" I pleaded, "No, you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost. When I go in the middle of the night, I can hear a ghost sound. Then when I open the door, I feel the cold as it swoops through me, and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "Oh, so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!