I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
i am dark humour
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old
One dark stormy night when I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee. Half asleep, I walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door, I felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically, and the ghostly sound stopped. Terrified, I did what I had to and went back to bed.
The next 3 nights, the same thing happened, and finally, I decided I had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up, I went into my parents' room and woke my mom up and said, "You have to come with me and see this, it's really important." Half asleep, she murmured, "Oh, what is it? Can't it wait until the morning?" I pleaded, "No, you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost. When I go in the middle of the night, I can hear a ghost sound. Then when I open the door, I feel the cold as it swoops through me, and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "Oh, so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Dark humor is like life not every one gets it
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
