How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do parents and dark humor have in common. Some get it, and some don't.
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
When I see two lovers name on a tree I don’t find it cute or funny, I think why would they be bringing a. Knife on a date.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
