A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
When I see two lovers name on a tree I don’t find it cute or funny, I think why would they be bringing a. Knife on a date.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favourite Eminem song? A. Till I collapse.
If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode
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Q: What's the difference between a prison and concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower
where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere. that joke was pretty dark but it got pretty light for a second
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Humour is like skin, the darker it gets the less people like it
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left. The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?” The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
What time is it when it gets dark out? Bed 🛌 time
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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw them
Dark jokes are just like food.Not every one gets it
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
What do you call a blck man in the dark?
- Nothing
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
So last week I gave my Blind friend a cheese grater. The next 2 weeks he told me that was the most violet book he has ever read
