What do you call a wheelchair on fire Hotweels
kid: Dark humor is like a mother love Orphan: How ? Kid: u wouldn't know Orphan: ............
Whats the difference between Jesus and and a picture of jesus
You can hang the picture with one nail
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
My fish died and i didnt do anything i just took my fish for a walk
What was the first thing thanis snapped? Lokiβs neck
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
I puched my mom for no fraking reason
My fish can break dance. only for 20 seconds and only once.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
What do u call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter its not coming anyways
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter and she asked which one was my kid and I said I haven't decided yet
what do u call a emo with a knife?.......a cutting board
what do a baby and a grenade have in common? they both make loud noises when thrown
How do you get a million fans? Just ran through Africa with a bottle of water.
