Dark Humor

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"

What do you call a black comedian?

Dark Humor.

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

What is a reversed exorcism?

It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.

Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!

Mom: Exactly.

Who is the best at musical chairs?

The kid in the wheelchair.

What’s long and black?

The line at KFC.

What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?

Suicide squad.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.