What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.