Dark Humor
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀