Dark Humor
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.
Doctor: Yup.
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.