Dark Humor
Bros over hos.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
Memes
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.