Dark Humor

Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

A: You give them a Sandy Hook.

Bros over hos.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

What can't you say to an emo?

Hang in there, buddy!

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife at least has a point.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.

Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.

Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."