Dark Humor
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What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!