My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Wife: I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
whats does dark humor and a child with cancer have i common?
that i will never get old.
Dark humor is like pussy whining bitches don't get it
Boss: Have a good day Me: *goes home*
To many people Not enough VooDoo dolls
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human
What's big and yellow......A bus full of kids
Are you a printer because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy.
Dark..Humor :)
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old
What constellation has no hair at all? Cancer.
What do you cal a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire ghost rider
Why cant orphans be gay?
because they got nobody to call daddy
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies
