Dark Humor
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Penis.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement? I don't know, my basement is still dark.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
Dick.