Dark Humor
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
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