I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
Dark Humor
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
