Dark Humor
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.