Dark Humor
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.