Dark Humor
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
Dark humor.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.