Dark Humor
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Boss: Have a good day.
Me: *goes home*
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.