kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me đź’€
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Cuz their dead.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly
DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Dark..Humor :)
Wife: I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort there twins. Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Son: Mom whats dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap
Son: mom i’m blind
Mom: Exactly
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back the old man wanted to do it with his wife the man set up everything needed a did the video I threw it back first then his wife bust instead of an old lady it was ashes
whats does dark humor and a child with cancer have i common?
that i will never get old.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Boss: Have a good day Me: *goes home*
What's big and yellow......A bus full of kids
To many people Not enough VooDoo dolls
Are you a printer because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy.
Dark..Humor :)
what are africans composed of 99% coca cola
Roses are Red, you have a nice lip, it would look better, if it was on my TIT.
Dark..Humor :)
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old
