Dark Humor
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.