Dark Humor
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.