Son: Daddy, what's dark humor? Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap. Son: But Daddy, I'm blind. Dad: Exactly.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks
why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers, they can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
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Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Why cant a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw u will be born soon.
What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans
i want a bigger couch why your going to be in the kitchen most the time any way
whats the diffrens betewin an orfan an a ejipshon ejshtions have mummise
What do you call a black comedian? Dark Humor
Why did the kid name Jeff become gay because he grow up with out a father figure hahaha I love dark humor
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is George Floyd's pickup line? You are breath taking.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades pull the ring and the house is gone.
Most controversial types of matter: 1. Dark matter 2. Anti matter 3. Black lives matter
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it
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What do you call garage is gay a gyarge
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