Most controversial types of matter: 1. Dark matter 2. Anti matter 3. Black lives matter
Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
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All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
-Dark_Humor
how do you surprise 50 year old man? by putting a 12 inch dick through his ass. He said " best surprise ever"
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. he says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave. the poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
What do you cal a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire ghost rider
Why cant orphans be gay?
because they got nobody to call daddy
What constellation has no hair at all? Cancer.
What do you call garage is gay a gyarge
HAHAHAH U ALL GOT APRIL FOOLED IN THE WRONG MONTH
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies
you so ugly that if you looked in the mirror you would walk into the light
"Hey kid why are you so fat" "Why did you insult him thats not nice" "It wont matter hes def"
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly
Why did the mailman die? Cause everyone dies
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What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans
