Dark Humor
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
What gives me my power
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What does a baby in a blender look like? I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Boss: Have a good day.
Me: *goes home*
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Dark humor.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.