Dark Humor
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Dark humor is like sex: not everybody gets it.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
Dead baby jokes never get old...