Dark Humor
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
An Indian, an African, and an Arab are jumping off a cliff to see who’ll hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.