DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Dark..Humor :)
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
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A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
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Do they say you are what you eat? That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
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You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
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DH: What did Vegeta say to Bulma? A: What? DH: Can I show u my new move it's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK. :)
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Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
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DH: Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang A: Why? DH: Because there all Sharing..GONE :)
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DH: Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?\ A: Why? DH: Because it would be useless. :)
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DH: What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart? A: What? DH: Chidori. :)
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DH: How does an orphan call his parents? A: how? "..."
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me: ok so let's get this straight.... cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car me: but I didn't do anything? cop: no me: so why are you arresting me then? cop: imma tell you a story me: oh no....... cop: I know, now come on. me: ok where? cop: my room. me: which room? cop: my bedroom me:😱im a girl cop:so am I, now get in me: but I'm 9 cop: I'm 59
Ya dads a cunt
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades pull the ring and the house is gone.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow’ He commented “What the hell is wrong with you”and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.” He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
Why did the kid name Jeff become gay because he grow up with out a father figure hahaha I love dark humor
One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
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A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".
The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.
Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)
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Dark humor is like pussy whining bitches don't get it
