Dark Humor
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
Dead baby jokes never get old...
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.