Dark Humor
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement? I don't know, my basement is still dark.
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"