Dark Humor
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What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
👌neck
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.