What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman
Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs? Christopher reeves in a house fire.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
I asked "Mom what's that in the sky?" Mom replied with, "thats your father".
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
What's common between a feminist and a knife? They both stay in the kitchen.
Kobe: stop doing dark humor!
Me:why they dont land well together ?
What do you call a emo dateing another emo:The suicide duo
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
