Dark Humor
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."