Dark Humor
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Memes
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
Death once had a near Chuck experience.