Dark Humor
Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A. Depends how thin you slice them.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.