Dark Humor
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.