Dark Humor

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time wrong tai ming

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Q: Why are medication pills white?

A: Because they work

Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?

A: He was in a mid-life crisis

Me and my girlfreind were walking in the woods, HER: I am Scared ME: What do you think I feel I have to walk back alone

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)

-Dark_Humor

If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to KILL MYSELF I'd be a millionaire.

why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?

because they already lost two towers

Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting

What's another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga

what do u call a emo with a knife?.......a cutting board

Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach

Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife.”

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.