What did John Cena say to the blind man? 'YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
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Whats long and black. The line to KFC
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy
What do parents and dark humor have in common. Some get it, and some don't.
What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
dick
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Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
i was trying to make homemade baby powder until i realized it isn't made from babies , oops wrong ingredient ... smh
dark humor is like having parents not everbody gets them
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube? Both get hard when we play with them.
Q: Why was the tower of pisa leaning? A: because it had better reflexes than the twin towers
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered
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A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
