Dark Humor
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.