Dark Humor
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
Have you heard of the foundation called Autism Speaks?
No, it screeches.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
Dark humor is like sex: not everybody gets it.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.