Dark Humor
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.