Dark Humor
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
WJE iceberg
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.