*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
I teach orphans But the problem is I can't give them home work
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What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
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The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
i was digging in my back yard and i found gold and i went to run a tell my mom but i realized why i was digging in the back yard
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Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies, i don't have a Porsche in my garage
Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers, they're used to be two but now it's a sensitive subject
