Dark Humor
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
WJE iceberg
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Speed.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."