Dark Humor
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.