Dark Humor
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Memes
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A. Depends how thin you slice them.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?