What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
Dark Humor
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
