What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both cant be found
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
i was trying to make homemade baby powder until i realized it isn't made from babies , oops wrong ingredient ... smh
dark humor is like having parents not everbody gets them
When a clock goes forward it goes 'tic-tac' - but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube? Both get hard when we play with them.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Q: Why was the tower of pisa leaning? A: because it had better reflexes than the twin towers
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.
Me:you have terrible jokes Mum:shows me a mirror
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
Why don't we have female magicians 'Cause the last ones got hang
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
why cant you say hi to a drug addict?They'll say yea
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
