Dark Humor
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!