Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents
. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
where did lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none they both go up in flames.
*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit
you better not be talkin' shit 🔫
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you wont tell me what you mean
How to get into politics Fail art school
I got in trouble at school today because i told the teacher at school with covid to stay postive
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
why can't emos have add
cus they are already scatter brained
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
what do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
a bath bomb
I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
Whats the worst place to teach an orphan. Homeschool
what do a baby and a grenade have in common? they both make loud noises when thrown
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Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
What was juice wrld's favourite store ?
Forever 21 .
