Dark Humor
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Memes
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.