Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi)
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
Where do feminists go when they die "hell's kitchen"
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion
this humor is so dark it's darker than the black population
I like my wine like how I like my women, 10 years old and locked in a basement.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was and I said it jumps borders then he asked how dark my humor is and I said it picks cotton.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
Why cant Juice Wrld play Black Ops II ? Because he cant handle 6 perks
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you wont tell me what you mean
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
Dr Suess Dark jokes HEY THERE LITTLE MISTER IM DATING YOUR SISTER!!!
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection
