Dark Humor
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫