Dark Humor

Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."

My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

You tickle its balls.

Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?

A: Lim Ping.

Wife: I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.

Wife: No, you’re not.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.

P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?

P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).

P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*

I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.

Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.

A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?

The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.

Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!

Mom: Exactly.

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.

Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?

A: They are not wanted.