Dark Humor
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Penis.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
Dick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"