Dark Humor
you.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.