Dark Humor
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
👌neck
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Penis.