Dark Humor

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.

you.

What's the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

Dark humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.