Dark Humor
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Penis.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
Dick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.