Damn jokes
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards…
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
That dam looks damn cool!
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.