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Math

Damn and i thought i was dumb

A conversation between thalia grace and ashton parkes. thalia asks 'what 3+5' and ashton answers '35'. thalia then states 'very close' and gives the correct answer '8'.

Digital art

Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw

A cute panda waves with the text "You don't know my password" on a black background with small white dots and a crescent moon.

Girl

Half the damn girls on this site bruh

The image shows a pH scale with colors ranging from red (acidic) to blue (basic). The text on the image reads "OH YOU THINK YOU'RE A 10? MAYBE ON THE PH SCALE COS DAMN GIRL YOU BASIC."

Realization

Wait a damn minute

A man looks thoughtfully at a treat on a stick. The text reads, "Nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order."

Alcohol

A photo of Charlie Harper from the show Two and a Half Men, looking thoughtful while sitting on a couch and holding a drink, with the text: "I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers." - Charlie Harper

Date

bro they got a better love story than me

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel shows two squirrels sitting at a small table and eating spaghetti. The second panel shows one of the squirrels lying on its back with the other squirrel on top of it, implying they are engaging in sexual activity. The text on the image says: "Damn, their little date went good."

Yo mama

SO @JusTlivInG wanted me to do some Yo Mamma Jokes

A person is pointing at the viewer with a surprised expression and the text "YO MAMA SO DAMN FAT. I PICTURED HER IN MY HEAD & THE BITCH BROKE MY NECK." is overlayed.

Memes

YOU INSUFFERABLE
RETARD, OPEN THE DAMN LID
off

Character

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows three characters from the video game Hollow Knight. The character on the left is Grim, with a surprised facial expression. On the right is a character with large wings. The central character, the Knight, stands on a stool and is extending a hand with a paper to Grim, while the Knight says "Pay your damn child support". Above Grim's head is the word "Jesus".

Teacher

A cartoon image of a kid in a classroom looking down at a desk, while another kid is peeking behind the kid. The text overlay says: "When the teacher asking a question and you don't want to be called. Damn this table looking real tabley."

Morning

The image shows two stick figures. The left one is labeled 'My friends and boyfriend at 7 in the morning' and looks grumpy with a frown. The right one is labeled 'Me and 7 in the morning for no damn reason' and looks hyper with big eyes and a wide smile. Below the two figures it says '(they hate me now)'

Rizz

Damn

A cartoon image shows a woman in a black catsuit carrying a green-haired man in her arms. The text above the image reads, "this mf Ferb, had unspoken rizz."

Thought

Damn

A man is holding a hair dryer and pointing it at his head with the text "WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING? HIS THOUGHTS?"

Gun

only if i had a gun DAMN

A cartoon minion character wearing a gray hoodie and holding two guns, with the text "LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, LOAD, AIM AND FIRE."

Door

Damn🚪

The image shows a dark, cartoon-like figure with one big eye and dark sunglasses, asking "no doors?" The background is a solid red color.

Shit

A Capri Sun drink pouch with the text "Damn this shit kinda hydrating." "I NEED her bouncing and moaning on it." and "The Federal Government must fall."

Real Estate

Damn.

A man is smiling with the text "When the school shooter finally leaves and the hottest girl in class is laying dead on the floor" above and below the text "It's Free Real Estate".

Hand sanitizer

Every god damn day

The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of Elmo engulfed in flames.

Crash

A meme featuring a still from the movie Monsters, Inc. with the text: "Kerbals boarding the 'shitfuck 2' knowing full damn well they're going to crash and burn alive."

Tinder

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."

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