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Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.
picture of her last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
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Friend. Hi
Me. Do you know how lost there dad
Friend, me
Me, damn no not you
Frend,, then who?
Me , the offen kid
I gest were the the same
Osama binladin
Got like 2,997 kills damn thats a new record
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn it's windy out here"
damn the terrorist from csgo really do be learning to fly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg
damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road? It's a damn rock m8, it's not gonna walk!
you say this to your friend damn your nuts are bigger then mine* thinks the wrong way* friend: i must order more nuts
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A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment...
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort there twins. Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
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dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
