Ur dad is mad
Mary had a little lamb Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human
what do you call a group of kangaroos gangaroos
i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed i only had a croc pot
one day, the milkman came to drop off milk. The boy asked the milkman, do you know where my dad is. The milkman replies, I am your dad, then runs off like batman
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
when is fathers day? 9 months before mothers day
Child: I am hungry Dad: Hi hungry I dad!!! Child: * groans* *walks away*
Hey dad, i'm hungry! Hi hungry i'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why wy
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Lil Johnny went to school said teacher if you let me poop my pants I will let you have my dad and his money will you do it Mrs.Johnson
one day a man was walking in a ally when a crack head atakes him so then man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home when he gose to his wife she asks him if he saw her dad.
daughter:dad why are you so mean dad:because you are so mean that's why daughter:you so get on my nerves dad:i am gonna slap you in yo god darn head if you don't shut up daughter:wow dad you savage dad:21 SAVAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! daughter:oh my god i am telln' mom that you are doin' that thing again
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was,because he found out there dad was Donald Trump.
Hey guys Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone he says there name really loud. Billy-Hey guys I just got back from my DADS!! Wait what Billy??
Having homosexual parents must be terrible
Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of “go ask your mom”
my dad died lol
hi dad
So there I was fucking my sister and she’s shouts “god you fuck like dad” I then said “damn that’s what mom said”
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
