Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Little Johnny was alone because dad didn’t come back
Why do orphans like boomerangs.Because they come back unlike their dad.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
why can't orphan's be gay?
Because they can't call anyone there dad
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? There dad can’t wake them up
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Your life, that's all.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
