Dad Jokes

When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again

Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"

kid: dad, whats an orphan? dad:

i swear if i compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate

why can't orphan's be gay?

Because they can't call anyone there dad

What’s the difference between Santa and my dad

Santa got the milk

if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk

what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the twin towers he will pop up. Also, my moms great grandpa killed Hitler

Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? There dad can’t wake them up

I asked my dad, "are we there yet" and he told me "don't worry son it will be a short ride"

why did the son go to the store? to find his dad

why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk

son: dad im gay dad: i support you son: i like you dad: get out and into my room

I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing