I wasnt close to my dad when he died.
which was good, he died to a landmine.
Me:dad my phone is broken Dad:how Me:i clicked the home button but im still at school Dad:stupid
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish Son: That’s too baaaaaad
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
kids
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a Family.
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
Yo everyone! My sis is pregnant😁, I’m gonna be a dad!
LITTLE JOHHNY WALKS INTO LIVING ROOM AND ASKING HIS PARENTS MOM DAD WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSSBREED A BULLDOG AND SHITZU. THE MOTHER AND FATHER SHRUGS AND SAYS WE HAV NO IDEA JOHNNY WHAT DO U GET AND LITTLE JOHHNY REPLIES YOU GET A BULLSHIT
a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
What's a orphans least favourite joke? Dad jokes
Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum, joke's on him, I have two dads.
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
My Dad was mowing the grass today, I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
