Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
The Reason for Giving Toys to an Orphanage Child Is Darker Than Expected: A Dad's Twisted Logic Strikes Again! 
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You see, the dad done gave away all the kiddo's toys to the orphanage. When the lil' tyke asks why, the dad responds that without any toys, the kiddo would be bored at the orphanage. Geddit? The kid's goin' to the orphanage!