When you see an orphanage bully remind them that no matter how powerful they are they will never be as strong as their dad's..... Oh wait they don't have a dad
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
Me tells dad joke orfen I want to here it me you wouldn't get it
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
hows your dad what I forgot he still sleeping
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
My dad went for the milk but he left his wheelchair
What does Myspace And My Dad has in common? I havent seen them in a while
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
