A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.
I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.
why does a orphan use water for his cereal? He is waiting for his dad with the milk
Dad: here u go son all ur toys have gone to the orphanage Son: why dad Dad:you would be bored there if there was not anything to do
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
I would tell a dad joke but it already left me
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
A kid asks his dad why his name is expirence, the dad says that's what we give our mistake's.
My dad And I were fishing one day
That’s where he met my step mom
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Wo-man!'
My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
why can ́t a orphan have milk. his dad didn ́t come back with the milk
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.
