Dad jokes
Your dad is gone.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
You were born out of your dad.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.