Dad jokes
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Memes
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣