Dad jokes
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Your dad is gone.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣