Dad jokes
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.