A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Why shouldn't you trust tree's? because they seem shady
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
yo dad is so hairy people chased him because they thought he was bigfoot.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a Family.
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
my dad came out of my step sister's room as I came out of my step mum's room
