What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
My dad never came back with the milk my mom told me he's in the army
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."