What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
yo dad is so hairy people chased him because they thought he was bigfoot.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a Family.
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
my sister is pregnant i’m a be a dad
yeah u can call me daddy son
son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
my sisters pregnant, ima be a dad!
my dad came out of my step sister's room as I came out of my step mum's room
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,
The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
whats the difference between a black person and a white person.
one has a dad , while the other searches.
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
