
Cycle jokes
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Stonk Adventure
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
Shitpost-master general
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Who doesn't know it? 😂
Community talk
Ever just beg god to make you pass out because your alone with your thoughts and all you can think about is how he used to love you and he never will again? How much he hurt you? How scared you are to love or even like anyone, so you just fuck around and you hurt people? Ever just put yourself in lockdown mode? Push people away just because you have any attacthement. People you would or should like, you dont. Ever just bet hurt to a point it feels like it happend years ago but also yesterday?
bro kys butterflies tf you come back for
No one ever really likes me for more than just a couple weeks and ill push and push until you leave. & if you try n stick around ill try my best to let you down until you get sick of me. I hate having friends, I just bend and bend and bend them til they break. I guess i'm fake. You're not gonna stick around for more than just a couple rounds of this shit. People pack their bags and leave, and say they just need … Read more








