Currency jokes
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
Penny.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!