I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Currency Jokes
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.