Currency jokes
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
I have a paso.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.