If Government can print money
Then why are we paying taxes?!?
Ever heard of the currency TNT? All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
my friend lives in a caravan park his parents named him money because they thought it was a type of currency
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Does money grow on trees........no What is money made of.........paper What is paper made out of............................TREEEEES
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
