That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
No, "quarter quarter."
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
