There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
one dollor bill is with a five doller bill. the 5 says " i make more cents then you
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
