Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Cum Jokes
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
I'm about to cum!
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
I'm Gay.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
"Dababy midget porn."
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
