Why can’t Santa have kids
He only cums once a year
Why can’t Santa have kids
He only cums once a year
How do you get a hippy pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What's thick, long, hard and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face. Then he stopped & had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until your a teen to cum on your face.
What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle" (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle") But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I'vе been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
1 2 3 4 your sis is such a whore 5 6 7 8 she has cum on her face
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Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best cum
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im throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants lemme know if you can't cum
I was lip to lip yesterday and now I can't get the cum outta my mouth