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What is white and comes out after you have sex?

Cum!

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People

A split image with a dog on the left, saying "I don't wanna get political but" and the same dog on the right, looking at a map with the text "478 million people live in the cum zone" written over the USA. The map also has Canada and Mexico labeled.

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Hamster

The image shows a text box above an image. The text says, "I fucked my hamster to death. Am I a psychopath? Basically I was fucking my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?" Below is an image of a cartoon bear with an angry expression.

Ocean

A screenshot of a message showing a dolphin-like head and the text: Me: "cums in the ocean." 20 years later in front of my door. Below this message is another message saying: "I would like you to stop messaging me".

Student

A screenshot from a Dhar Mann video with the text "Student Cums At School" on the left side and a student with white stuff on his face on the right side. The name "Dhar Mann" is below the text on the left. There is a blurry watermark in the bottom right of the image.

Type

The image shows a text stating, "There are 2 types of people," followed by two comments. The first comment, by "Heroin Monkey," reads, "daddy diddy is cumming." The second comment, by "rylee!!," reads, "I get this is a jokes site but other people have convos as well on here. It's not just me and ethan so please stop."

Hater

A shirtless man is sitting on a weight bench. The text says: "TO MY HATERS, KEEP SUCKING. I'M ABOUT TO CUM."

Team

A photograph of the Christian Universal Ministry team from 1980. The team members are wearing red and white uniforms with the word CUM printed on them.

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Music

A split image of sheet music with the word "cum" printed on the left and "pp (very hard)" on the right. The text above the image reads: "The 1975 sheet music:".

Girl

The image shows a definition of "dirty chewbacca" and below a cartoon of Skeletor, saying, "Even I'm not into that shit." The text above says: "When a girl is deepthroating you, you pinch her nipples right as you cum. Her scream paired with the warm liquid and dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to chewbacca's growl."

Student

The image shows a black male with white cream on his face. To the left of him, the text "STUDENT CUMS AT SCHOOL" is displayed in white and blue letters. Below, the name "Dhar Mann" is mentioned.

Dad

An anonymous 4chan post from January 13, 2021, at 09:59:24 with the number 844740211. The post consists of a green text story:
"masturbating in bedroom", "about to cum", "dad comes running in naked screaming", "and here comes dad from left field!!", "he does a running jump", "lands asshole first on my dick", "penetration.png", "cum", "mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy". The post ends with "EVERY FUCKING TIME". To the left of the text is a drawing of Wojak pointing a gun at his head.

Student

The image shows text on the left that reads "STUDENT CUMS AT SCHOOL" and "Dhar Mann" beneath it. On the right, there is a close up of a person with white goo all over their face.

Switch

Two Nintendo Switch consoles are sitting side-by-side on the wire rack inside a lit oven. One console has blue and red Joy-Cons attached, and the other appears to be a Switch Lite or the main console with grey Joy-Cons. The oven interior is visible.

Oreo

Cock

How to eat a cock 🍆

A book cover with the title "How to Eat Cock" and the subtitle "Mouth-cumming Penis Recipes." The author is listed as Cosima Hussey. There's also a drawing of a penis on the cover.

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𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

ryan, why do you pretend to cum on a femboy avatar in vrchat

everyone cum here

Festive United Kingdom UK

Im on the tip of it everbody knows, they know me where it SNOWS i cum in and they FROZE

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