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Oreo

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A package of Oreos is shown with the text "All cum OWO" written on the label. The standard text "Oreo" has been replaced by "OWO". Below that is written "What's this!" and an arrow is pointing to the cookies.

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Comeback

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cartoon panel titled 'HOW TO DEAL WITH A BULLY.' A large bully wearing a yellow jersey confronts a smaller, bespectacled nerd with a red backpack. Two other boys stand behind the bully. The bully says, "HEY, NERD— I KISSED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!" The nerd responds, "HOW DID MY CUM TASTE?"

Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, an ant is shown happily eating a crumb, thinking "Man, these are the best crumbs I've ever had!!" In the second panel, a man looks shocked, exclaiming "Ayoo dude no wayy!!" In the third panel, the man is holding up a sock with white fluid on it, saying, "I thought I lost this cum sock ages ago!!" The fourth panel shows a close-up of the ant, now with a disgusted expression.

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Text message

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation on a dark blue background. The messages are in light blue bubbles from one sender and light grey bubbles from a second sender. The conversation starts with one sender asking to meet, then expressing joy with '*blushes*' and '*jumps with joy*', and finally sending '*cums*'. The other sender responds with 'Yeah when tho', 'stop that please', and a threatening message beginning with 'Nigga, I will rape you'.

Sound

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two cards. The top card asks "What's that sound?" The bottom card answers, "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum."

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Vulgarity

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

Fuel

gyattrizz · 1 year ago

A tweet that says "garfields cum can be used as an alternative fuel if you consider my asshole a vehicle."

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Bee

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

People

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A split image with a dog on the left, saying "I don't wanna get political but" and the same dog on the right, looking at a map with the text "478 million people live in the cum zone" written over the USA. The map also has Canada and Mexico labeled.

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Hamster

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

The image shows a text box above an image. The text says, "I fucked my hamster to death. Am I a psychopath? Basically I was fucking my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?" Below is an image of a cartoon bear with an angry expression.

Ocean

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a message showing a dolphin-like head and the text: Me: "cums in the ocean." 20 years later in front of my door. Below this message is another message saying: "I would like you to stop messaging me".

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Student

Tucker · 3 years ago

A screenshot from a Dhar Mann video with the text "Student Cums At School" on the left side and a student with white stuff on his face on the right side. The name "Dhar Mann" is below the text on the left. There is a blurry watermark in the bottom right of the image.

Dad

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An anonymous 4chan post from January 13, 2021, at 09:59:24 with the number 844740211. The post consists of a green text story:
"masturbating in bedroom", "about to cum", "dad comes running in naked screaming", "and here comes dad from left field!!", "he does a running jump", "lands asshole first on my dick", "penetration.png", "cum", "mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy". The post ends with "EVERY FUCKING TIME". To the left of the text is a drawing of Wojak pointing a gun at his head.

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Type

Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows a text stating, "There are 2 types of people," followed by two comments. The first comment, by "Heroin Monkey," reads, "daddy diddy is cumming." The second comment, by "rylee!!," reads, "I get this is a jokes site but other people have convos as well on here. It's not just me and ethan so please stop."

Girl

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a definition of "dirty chewbacca" and below a cartoon of Skeletor, saying, "Even I'm not into that shit." The text above says: "When a girl is deepthroating you, you pinch her nipples right as you cum. Her scream paired with the warm liquid and dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to chewbacca's growl."

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Hater

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A shirtless man is sitting on a weight bench. The text says: "TO MY HATERS, KEEP SUCKING. I'M ABOUT TO CUM."

Sexuality

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

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Team

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A photograph of the Christian Universal Ministry team from 1980. The team members are wearing red and white uniforms with the word CUM printed on them.

Music

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A split image of sheet music with the word "cum" printed on the left and "pp (very hard)" on the right. The text above the image reads: "The 1975 sheet music:".

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Student

Tucker · 3 years ago

The image shows a black male with white cream on his face. To the left of him, the text "STUDENT CUMS AT SCHOOL" is displayed in white and blue letters. Below, the name "Dhar Mann" is mentioned.

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